IF NO WAIT WHAT I MEAN IS WHEN I'M FAMOUS

...and by famous I mean powerful, as in master-of-the-universe powerful, I would, like, totally ban phrases like "fag hag". But until then, I think there's no better example of a textbook case of fag-haggery in the making than my little sister. Note to self, do not give her cute angsty gay manga, because the part where the protagonist Misunderstands The Situation and runs away weeping (it is a rule of yaoi manga that this must happen at least once), she gets really quiet, shivering slightly, trying to hold back or hide her tears. Sigh.