Monday

FINALS WEEK TRIPLE HAIKU

Checklist for finals week
Laundry, done. Dinner, done. Dishes, done.
Trash, separated
     and taken out
Maybe before I get crackin' on papers
I'll rename
   and arrange my porn music files alphabetically by performer.


Fun fact. Not peeing before sleeping
   is
     not really
An effective way to make sure you wake up when the alarm goes off.
Bonus fun fact. Unpleasant water dreams will likely happen.


It is admittedly possible that
All those scotch fingers
Will enable the spontaneous eruption of research brilliance
But let's face it, a more likely scenario
Involves acne